Automotive vomit

Kinja'd!!! "Maxima Speed" (maximaspeed)
09/22/2018 at 10:30 • Filed to: None

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Thats right, someone actually bought a Chevy Traverse Redline. Apologies to anyone who likes these but I hate them with a passion.

P.S no I didn’t even bother taking a decent picture of it because that’s too much effort to be wasted on this abomination.


DISCUSSION (15)


Kinja'd!!! KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Maxima Speed
09/22/2018 at 10:41

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I like the redline trims on the CamaroSS and I think it works on it becuause Ca maro. Although in white or silver only doesnt look that good in black imo

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Kinja'd!!! Maxima Speed > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
09/22/2018 at 10:51

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Yeah it works on something with actual sportiness. I mean I get wanting your crossover to be less bland but, I just can’t get behind this. I don’t like when cars try to pretend like something they aren’t. Just my opinion.


Kinja'd!!! Nibby > Maxima Speed
09/22/2018 at 10:51

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dat outback


Kinja'd!!! Maxima Speed > Nibby
09/22/2018 at 10:52

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Since I took the photo, a white outback has parked beside the blue one.


Kinja'd!!! Quadradeuce > Maxima Speed
09/22/2018 at 10:54

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I'd agree if we were talking about the old traverse (which probably didn't even have this trim), but have you been in the new traverse?  Not bad for a family truckster.  


Kinja'd!!! Nibby > Maxima Speed
09/22/2018 at 11:06

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maybe there will be another outback on the other side s hortly


Kinja'd!!! Maxima Speed > Nibby
09/22/2018 at 11:15

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 no just an escape and a Camry now. There was some space between them.


Kinja'd!!! Textured Soy Protein > Maxima Speed
09/22/2018 at 11:55

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I saw a Cruze with the same treatment recently. Pretty sure it's just being randomly applied to cars that are showing up at dealers and some folks are like, "welp, that one has the options on it I want," and that's good enough for them, since the amount of thought and attention most people put into car buying is so low that dealers are able to slather cars with dealership stickers and badges and tag frames and pinstripes and door edge guards that nobody bothers to ask them to remove.


Kinja'd!!! DipodomysDeserti > Maxima Speed
09/22/2018 at 12:12

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“ I don’t like when cars try to pretend like something they aren’t.”

I can’t help but point out the irony of this statement coming from a guy with a Maxima in his avatar.

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Kinja'd!!! FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > Maxima Speed
09/22/2018 at 12:14

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I saw an Equinox Redline the other day.  I have to admit that I really liked the rims.  Other than that it seemed kinda silly.


Kinja'd!!! Maxima Speed > DipodomysDeserti
09/22/2018 at 12:33

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Oof, ok you got me there . Not to be that guy but, the avatar or profile pic is a Toyota Solara. My name though, yes I used I own a Maxima and you’re right I’m a hypocrite 


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Maxima Speed
09/22/2018 at 13:50

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Eh lots of people but lame crossovers let them have their “ fun”


Kinja'd!!! DipodomysDeserti > Maxima Speed
09/22/2018 at 14:59

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I’m just joshing ya. And holy shit, that is a Solara. I always thought it was a Maxima coupe.


Kinja'd!!! Maxima Speed > DipodomysDeserti
09/22/2018 at 15:15

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They used to make Altima coupes with the VQ engine but no Maxima Coupe was ever made. I just shuddered at the thought that Nissan is the kind of company to replace the 370Z with a Maxima Coupe “Nismo” CVT.

Also, I read that one of the dudes at Toyota, when asked about the 2nd gen Solara claimed that it was a, “Muscle Coupe” :P Basically Toyota wanted it to be a front- wheel- drive muscle car/touring/cruiser but couldn’t actually call it a muscle car or a sports car, it being very far from either of those. Great car though. Sometimes I wish it was an ES330 though.


Kinja'd!!! DipodomysDeserti > Maxima Speed
09/22/2018 at 20:44

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I’ve revealed how much I know about Nissans...